This morning we took a 2 hour bus ride to Tongli Town, a beautiful water village. There are walkways through town and canals for streets. There were shops, vendors, and restaurants up and down the canals. It was a quiet neighborhood only a few people walking around and working. We rode in a little boat through the canals along residential areas. The homes we very modest and definitely old world style. We walked by a food vendor cooking something that smelled like an elephant ear which made me think of Indiana Beach which made my mouth water for Beach Tacos!!!
Warning! The following is not for children!
We had thirty minutes of free time so of course a group of us went to the China Sex Museum. It cost us 20 RMB which is about $3.20 totally worth it! We learned a lot! For example having more sex can improve the weather. Also China has no history of discrimination against homosexuals. We saw a lot of penis sculptures in varying sizes and situations as well as a sculpture of two rats fornicating. We got a lot of laughs and had fun taking photos!
Next we drove another hour to Suzhou where we are staying the night. The city is only medium sized with a population of 3.2 million. It is known as the Venice of the East because of its over 1,000 kilometers of canals connecting the city. The city has no record of any natural disasters. No flood, drought, earth quake, or famine. We visited a beautiful garden with traditional Chinese garden styles as well as a bonsai garden area. We enjoyed watching a local girl sing and play the pea pot, a traditional Chinese instrument. Another girl played some kind of lap stringed instrument. I took a video I will post later.
Next was a tour boat ride through the canals to see the old and the new canal life. All the buildings were recently painted white with brown trim and roofs. Of course the government paid for that. It's all about appearances! The ride was fun; I took a ton of photos.
Our local tour guide told us this story:
A father try's to teach his son about politics and says: I work and bring home the money so I'm the capitalists. Your mother is in charge of the money and makes the rules. She is the government. Our nanny takes care of you an your baby brother. She is the working class. You my son, are the people and your baby brother is the future.
The boy wakes that night to hear his baby brother crying. When he goes into his room he finds the baby has soiled his diaper badly. He goes to his parents room to get some help and finds only his mother sound asleep. He goes to the nanny's room and finds the door shut so he peeks through the key hole and sees his father in the nanny's bed. He is very upset but goes back to sleep.
In the morning the boy finds his father and excitedly says he now understands politics. The father says ok put it in your own words. The boy says: When the capitalist is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are ignored, and the future is in deep shit. Ha.Ha.
On our way to dinner we got caught in a Chinese traffic jam... Total gridlock. We ended up walking to the restaurant about 4 blocks, not a big deal. We had dinner and then headed back to our hotel were we are staying just for tonight. Tomorrow we will visit the silk factory, do some shopping, and then head to Shanghai!!! Our tour guide said in China if you sleep very well you say you slept like dead pig. Hope I do!